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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0mRB25IAAEPTrE.jpgThe "my dad is a lawyer and will get me out of jail" outfit http://t.co/KtCAjTCG6V
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0kok10CMAAT1AT.jpgFirst practice as a dad. Not a bad hit for an old man. http://t.co/joOuGpGjYk
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0g1h6oCUAATWgh.jpgTexting his dad drake lyrics πŸ˜‚ http://t.co/MNmxEWQojj
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@drharshvardhan sme 2 u. I hv jst shftd 2 Noida sector 137, & surprsngly many ppl here r sffrd frm dengue. Pls help as my dad also gt sfrd
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RT @TheRealDiego96: Lonely at night makes me want to talk to my dad the most
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RT @SatansTongue: *invites girlfriend over to meet family* *everyone sits at dinner table* "Hey could you pass-" *dad slams fist* DOES MY S…
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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RT @tinderfessions: He was in a band. I went to a show and it was him and his dad playing ukuleles. Said fuck that shit and bailed. #gayass…
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RT @Del_Rude_29: So thankful for my dad and everything he does for me and my family
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/By9q81ECcAAgdOi.jpgRT @FuckinggCorry: My mom got jealous I posted a picture of me and my dad on twitter and not one of her soooooo...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ http://t.co/3rK7a6HefF
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Taylor's dad is a g and Val is fucking funny af love her
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Pata Tim is ❀️Thanks Dad!!! πŸ’• @ Miguel's Residence, St. Agatha Homes http://t.co/jB8eyU7Rss
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yay! my dad got the papers to transfer me.πŸ’“
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My mom & dad must feel honored to have a son this amazing πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‘
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My tube top popped off and I told some teens on the net and my dad read my txt with a text logger and grounded me until I clean my room
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Dear Mom and Dad, someday you'll be proud of me.
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0mjr6ZCcAMt5Vj.jpgThe real question here is why in the world did I need to be included in this group chat? Keep doin you dad.. http://t.co/WX2dslkBSb
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Date w dad☺☺☺ (@ Centrio - @ayalamalls in Cagayan de Oro City, Misamis Oriental w/ @vonyat) https://t.co/lg13AnE0Kj
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@Dannybunkers5 @j_dean17 @hickel_14 I can't go cuz I have quizzes and my dad's coming tomorrow
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RT @DaSickest_YNIC: @amb_burr ctfu swear but shit look who his mom and dad is I'm surprised he already ain't caught a body πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ u know he goi…
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@Brentastic_ its one of the girls dad he's really cool he was a state runner and his team got second in state, he's really experienced
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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My dad got angry at me bc i jammed to the same song all over again in the car yesterday i had earpiece on but the volume was on the highest
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My dad thinks Bruce Bochy has something to do wit the mafia and threw tonight's game.... #SFGiants #dumb
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My dad thinks he's gonna put me on Santa Clause's naughty list na foo me and mr.clause and homies
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People that have both of there parents period are lucky.. I'd do anything in the world to see my dad just one last time.
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0mRB25IAAEPTrE.jpgRT @SamuelDaGoat: The "my dad is a lawyer and will get me out of jail" outfit http://t.co/KtCAjTCG6V
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what kind of dad would take their friend to a Kings game instead of their own daughter?
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I'm just jammin in my room getting high as fuckk and my dad's sleeping in the room next to me
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0mV8NCIEAASdJa.jpgRT @MacleansMag: He was a doting dad to a six-year-old, and a proud reservist. Remembering Cpl. Nathan Cirillo: http://t.co/ZJrrKZuJp0 http…
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RT @KenzClark10: Dear Mum and Dad, Thank you for teaching me how to pray. I'm not sure I would be able to make it through without it.
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My dad so fucking annoying say any little thing to get me out of bed 10:45 at night "you left the light on in the hallway" Bitccccch πŸ˜’
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@x0929xt η–²γ‚Œγ¨γ‚Ήγƒˆγƒ¬γ‚Ήγ§η†±ε‡ΊγŸγ‚(^_^;) 熱測ってみγͺ!
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RT @KyleNeddenriep: A Noblesville dad wanted to spend more time with his son. Morning coffee routine turns into something bigger Friday. ht…
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@enavarra259 just working with my step dad right now doing construction and demos , I'm still looking for a new job tho lol
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@selenagomez OMG MY DAD IS IN VANCOUVER DID YOU GUYS HANGOUT
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My house is so fkn loud no one cares that I'm trying to take my online test. 😫 dad can you at least wait til tomorrow to throw a party
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0lLODPCIAAFcLd.jpgRT @TopTwitPics: When ya crush has a fat booty but her dad is a preacher http://t.co/HKbLSLK0ys
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My dad brought me six hob applications boy bye
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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I really wish my dad would be more of a dad
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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Ever wonder what your late dad is up to? This book may leave you with more than a few intriguing answers. http://t.co/8sfjTAxJXN
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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@Hussam_Taha my dad got me a galaxy s2. It's kinda slow but aye it's a phone
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I don't think my dad wanted the phone call to end! πŸ’žπŸ“² #daddysgirl
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Dad either we're playing my music or going back home in quite car my nigga
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RT @ORourke_89: This tweet goes out to Nathan Cirillo's 5 year old son, your dad will always be remembered as a hero. #ItWillBeAlrightBuddy…
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Thinking about changing my last name as a Christmas present for my step dad but idkkkk
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My dad irritates me
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i'll make dad jokes just to piss off my children tbh
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RT @Httpjaebee: "@_BlvckEquity: When your Dad makes you stay over his house for the weekend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/5oJ6jQ9UCr" lmmfaooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ …
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SOMETIMES I FORGET NY DAD HAS A NAME BECAUSE I ALWAYS CALL HIM DAD
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RT @Bergara79: Lol and my dad was really gonna let me
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The green river is full of drugs. I come too bible study and you talking about this? Please me don't tease me -Leo Navarro #dad #bibe
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RT @SteveCarell: @lordemusic wants to be friends with me. Serious Dad cred. Always happy to have cool, talented friends.
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Happy bday dad! 😊
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RT @Only1Mir_: Idk if these girls want a boyfriend or a dad πŸ˜•
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@Rvvnnn member yo dad came home after yo party and told me take out te garbage
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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Laughed so hard bc my dad called me warning me about the solar eclipse tomorrow. He's scared I'm going to look at it and go blind lolol
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My dad and I have been out all day hiding from my mom hahahaha she's crazy
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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Just watchin a movie with @kaseykilwine dadπŸ˜‚β˜ΊοΈ
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Just had a drunken talk with my parents about the day I was born "your nose was so huge" - gem from my dad...thanks guys lmao
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Lol Lufthansa went on strike and my dad's tryna go to Berlin.
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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My Dad's impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger >>> πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ˆ
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good thing my dad sleep already
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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@amb_burr ctfu swear but shit look who his mom and dad is I'm surprised he already ain't caught a body πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ u know he going to be shot out
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sat on my glasses today & now i feel like i truly understand the struggles of a fat sitcom dad
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Okay dad let's make a fight about this
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RT @amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them…
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My dad just came in bitched at me and left
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RT @SavageLifeTexas: "Fuck hangovers, stay drunk." -My Dad
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Having a good night til my dad killed my vibe
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Can my dad ever catch a break? I swear nothing good ever happens to him. It's always terrible. I just want to make him happy and proud of me
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0RbETBIAAIfCZT.jpgRT @90syears: this dad has the best Halloween costume πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ http://t.co/Z7CifNE2TI
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My dad said I could live with him for however long I need to. I'm bouta stay and rack up
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im happy to have such a chill ass mom & step dad.
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RT @itscoleharmon_: White parent-kid argument *go to your room Kevin and don't come out* *fuck you dad, I'm going to shoot someone* *ok …
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