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[hospital] "Did my dad make it, doctor?" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] "HE'S DEAD?" Haha no, he went to Disney World.
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Round 1 of my 18th birthday with my mom, dad, and babies. ❤️ it's kind of tradition to go to Benihana… https://t.co/Ds5yxqYVpg
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ICYMI: 11-year-old Jordyn Leopold wrote a letter pleading the Minnesota Wild to trade for her dad, and they did! » http://t.co/KjkJKQGyib
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RT @WTHisBrent: Survived the #jackcast confrontation with @JackTomczak. He's just the fragile, Disney dad that I thought he was. #cutebaby
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvQj4vbCUAAx40Z.jpgRT @EternamenteRM: Este niño necesita la ayuda de todos nosotros. Dad RT para difundir. #TaponesParaDavid @TaponesDavid_ http://t.co/DGPEsa
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THIS EPISODE MAKES ME SO SAD AND MY DAD IS HARDCORE JUDGING ME
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@OrderandSophism @vitamin_kae actually Erwin looks like he could be mid dad sneeze, too
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RT @AllaboutHee: My dad fersure owes me in-n-out
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RT @AllaboutHee: My dad fersure owes me in-n-out
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@kelvin_fletcher @MoneySupermkt ha always laugh with my dad at it when it comes on, he got style!
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@emosauras becareful when ever sayin the word funsucker outloud to a parent cause I tried once and called my dad a sunfucker by accident lol
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_SZTrUXAAAnYgn.jpgHad the best night with my dad taking him Anfield for his birthday ❤️ http://t.co/aF1ZlT3eKx
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@MizzTwerksum that's your dad ain't it? 😂😂😂
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My dad be trippin. He calls me at 330 am and I didn't pick up and he's like what were you doing. Why can't you answer my call. wtf 😒
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@owengood bird shitting in mouth > kinja
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@RickyO2lDillon *Sam smiled as he glanced over at Connor before looking up at Ricky* I'm just trying to be a good dad, I know the divorce --
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My dad on pet food commercials: "yeah let's just give a bunch of carnivores vegetables .. Idiots"
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Chris Brown's girlfriend dumps him on Twitter after it's revealed that the singer is a dad. http://t.co/d4E01vQ9xe
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Chris Brown's girlfriend dumps him on Twitter after it's revealed that the singer is a dad. http://t.co/FvvKvVXaIO
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Chris Brown's girlfriend dumps him on Twitter after it's revealed that the singer is a dad. http://t.co/nvyXPeypWV
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@OreoMindset but dad I'm a teenage mutant ninja turtle every year...
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My dad thought I said to get 10 tacos. I told him to get me 2. So he got 10.😂
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RT @TheatreProblems: "mom...... dad...... I'm a thespian" #TheatreProblems
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@JamesIsWinning we were so close to that point 😔 Ha, I had my dad here beside me on laptop watching your game, so was keeping eye on it 😳
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"shut your fucking face" -dad
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RT @TheMAURYShow: Is Chris Brown really a father or will he be calling us soon? Read more via TMZ #YouKnowYouWatch #Maury #ChrisBrown http:…
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My dad has officially taken over my netflix😒
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MY DAD JUST TRIED TO COMPARE DURAN DURAN TO BEYONCÉ LIKE EXCUSE ME I CANT BE IN THIS CAR WITH YOU
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RT @calvinandHOBBS4: One time in 5th grade my dad got a bacon cheeseburger and @Julia_Mango_ asked him if she could have the bacon off of it
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One time my dad sent me ice cube trays from across the country. Just regular ice cube trays.
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_OMISVUwAAL2tr.jpgRT @2jumps: 雑誌の撮影中、自分と同じメイクをした父が登場して、恥ずかしさのあまり顔を覆うマリリン・マンソン。どっきり企画だったらしい http://t.co/G3ucM9JCmR http://t.co/IIwSE5HnmU
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Scott asks the popular girl to the dance. She turns him down. After a pep talk with his dad, he realises he's been a jerk. #TeenWolf
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When one of my elderly favorite Aunty on my dad side has a dream about me makes me feel special.😊
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Siri, is my dad a virgin?
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I'm buzzing for mum and dad going away tomorrow😂
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_SZSPAW4AArS5z.jpgMarilyn Manson’s dad steals his son’s look http://t.co/mzOpgDsz56 http://t.co/ecZJylFhPc
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I can't see shit out my dad's truck windows
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_OmSjDUwAAyro4.jpgRT @CammieBragg: Mom, dad, there's a clear difference between these two "closed doors" http://t.co/icdnNkhn0S
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Hubs proposed at the 7/27/04 show, Lakewood will always hold my heart. @Hypers_Dad @melodyisdestiny @800TrollFree
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A soon I get in the house my dad already bitching 😴😤
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@DesiRascals Manoj has to be one of the kindest sweetest humble men I've ever seen! What an amazing dad he is! @nattishah @JoShahdashian
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My dad's going so stir crazy in the house that he wants to take me out shopping everyday, I can deal
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@sandwich_dad Yes. And then I said 'sandwich dad' to him and he laughed and we ate lunch together.
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Happy 50th birthday to my amazing dad 💜💜 @pastornewlife #oldman
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HOLD UP. PAUSE. REWIND. CHRIS BROWN IS A DAD WHAT THE...
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“@samantha_lea1: It's always awkward when then Viagra commercial comes on sitting next to your dad” or Mr.Geiger @tinageiger7
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My dad just texted me and said, "hey bro. Look at those long arms." (With an old pic of me playing basketball) Hahahaha what😂😂
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_SNJWfWsAErzOU.pngRT @Wismichu: Mi madre felicitando a mi padre por su cumpleaños. Troll dad. http://t.co/EYClwxEL0A
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MY DAD IS CALLING THE POLICE OMG
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My dad just scared the crap out of me...he said why....I was concentrating....he said on what...what do u think dad....obviously 🆔 photos😂😂
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RT @umkaayla: "my biggest fear is ill get in the best shape of my life then get hit by a bus" same dad
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My dad's got me sat at my bedroom window making sure no smack heads try to burgle my shed whilst he's in the bath, ffs ever heard of a lock?
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-s-0zZUcAAUHKd.jpgRT @DesirableJenn: This really is how to get a female pregnant 101😩 “@GuruJeremy: This the "I'd be a good Dad I guess... " position http://…
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I swear my dad is always making fun of my hair 😂😂😒 at least i have some dad. 😂💁
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my dad just said "get out my face, YEET" 😭😭😭💀💀💀
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Just a reminder that mu dad thinks you're all peadofilles. hes so cute.
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Aww he a dad now congratz boo #ChrisBrown
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Don't know what I'd do without my dad ❤️
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why does my dad take my phone from 5-6:30?
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RT @trippnyc: Even Marilyn Manson's dad likes embarrassing his son http://t.co/nvhpoTRhcG
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how you get yo ass whooped in front of yo dad!? 😂
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dad: yeah i'll be home shortly after 5 me: *eye twitches bc it is currently 40 after 5*
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Shoutout to Cory's dad crashing our Yacht party last year
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My dad's doing a better job of the Breton stripe trend than what I am 😯🙍
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_R8BhyWwAIedJF.jpgRT @SheswantstheD: When you're arguing with your Mom and your dad has your back. http://t.co/8Exz8DYPnP
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my dad mad school is canceled 😂😂 he said we not graduating on time either.
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@Smelleykins @MissSC_ sorry to butt in but don't think you need a visa at all liam went over there yr ago to see his dad who was working at
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Bruh my dad needs to turn my data on like rn #whitegirlmad
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"Ahhh mate my dad's gonna be fuming look at the carpet" 😂😂😂😂 @RealJamesArgent
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@Rumpel_Vit //Eu já tomei dad 😭😭😭 nem
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I think my dad is afraid to say no to me tbh. He knows how big of a bitch I am and how I will put him in his place all the time. 😂😂😂💁
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mom - "wow, your father and I really messed you up" *while watching dad scrap every last bit of snow of his spotless driveway* #OCDisgenetic
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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_BLRl_VIAAIMoX.jpgRT @suixcidalou: Ashton looks like a bored dad in his daughter's birthday party #vote5sos #kca http://t.co/VmJyjIKVZl
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My dad makes fried pork chops every week like they're endangered.
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Like don't even know what I'd do if I seen my dad getting beheaded
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@queensryche unless if ur Pepe Aguilar or Joe Jonas...she'll more than likely say no. But...my mom isok with my dad and I going. LOL!
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RT @TODAY_Parents: Willie on why it's ok to be clueless as a first-time dad http://t.co/g5IbXKRkIs
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People now are saying my dad is Ra and not Osiris #confused #DifferentMyths #ImFamous
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When your sick and in bed thoughts: this summer im gunna buy a corgi and bring it home and surprise mom and dad since they won't buy one💁
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